From the Editor’s Desk
People in Cleveland have lost their king. You know who I'm talking about. Harvey Pekar. He left the way kings leave, not through money or shenanigans, but through the high road. This issue is dedicated to his guts, melancholy, and complete faith in humanity. Thanks for being my grumpy uncle when I lived far away from my grumpy uncles, Harvey.
In other news: We're proud to announce that Will Ferrell is making his 16th film as an awkward character. So it goes.
In the meantime, we at Classy Hands encourage you to entrust your ears to the music of the Butterscotch Brothers, warp your medulla to a Sci-Fi Drive-By and leave your heart in the suds of the Dish Whore. We got oodles of delicious material from the likes of Kyle Bethea, Phil Keeling, Robbe Rees, Wilfredo Ramos, Kevin Merryman, Carlos Avendano & Dan Ross, Max Crandall and the best is still yet to come.
People, we are growing. Like a pimple of the internet, throbbing on the spine of culture. But we are slowly getting within reach, so you should be able to take your shirt off in front of a loved one again soon. There, there, stop crying and hand daddy his whiskey. That's a kitten.
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Talk Soon Paper Moon,
Lee A. Keeler
Classy Snaps!
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Ferris Club
Edited by Robbe Rees Written/Adapted by Lee Keeler Sound Mash-up by Brandon Brown Graphic by Zach Graber Inspired by one of our favorite websites, /Film.com, which ran an article called... -
Sci-Fi Drive-By
From the third mind’s eye of Ryan Estrada. Click on the full screen button for optimus primal enjoyment. -
Classy Music: “Sneak a Little Drinky” by the Butterscotch Bros.
Classy Hands: The Butterscotch Bros. – Sneak A Little Drinky by Classy Hands -
Classy News: The DeLorean Trials
Washington, D.C. – The last day of his Supreme Court career turned out to be a notable one for retiring Justice John Paul Stevens. In a landmark decision, the highest... -
Dish Whore
Shot and Edited by Wilfredo Ramos Written and Directed by Lee Keeler Featuring: Phil Keeling, Peter Griffin Guru: David Guti Rosado Thanks Billie S. This one time the Census Bureau... -
Classy Music: “Finger Blast” by Phil Keeling and Lee Keeler
Fingerblast by Classy Hands Featuring Phil Keeling and Lee Keeler Beats/Concept by Zach Graber “Finger Blast” is a deleted track from the musical “Cool Cow” by Britt Faulkner. -
Clawing Your Way to the Top
Prologue I am a businessman. I know business. After spending one quarter at Pickeringtondale Community College, I learned the many ins and outs of the life of a businessman. My... -
Goo Goo GaGa
Lady Gaga is the ugliest chick that ever made me horny. I’m an intellectual. I have a dog-eared copy of the World Atlas Of Wine. So it was a strange moment... -
Lust
Directed, Shot and Edited by Kyle Bethea Writers – Kyle Bethea, Nate Varrone, Justin Nawman, Lindsey Smith, Chris Lochinski Featuring – Nate Varrone, Justin Nawman, Lindsey Smith, Chris Lochinski This... -
What a Waste
Directed by Max Crandall Shot by Dan DeLude Featuring Evan Watkins See more of the members of the Dog and Pony Show over at www.theawfulpeople.com This is one of the...